As is the case with most humans, I sometimes get bored. Like that one time I got bored, came to this site and wrote this sentence.

Thankfully, when boredom strikes, I am able to address it by creating things that are entertaining to me and, occasionally, mildly amusing to other humans.

Click the headers below to check out some of the stuff I’ve been up to lately.

THINGS YOU CAN DO ON DRUGS
Cocaine is a hell of a drug, but Toujeo will probably just make you dance around like a buffoon (at least according to their commercials).

MUSE BY CLIO
Article published for Muse by Clio.

ADFORUM INTERVIEW
My partner Pete Williams and I were interviewed for a feature series on AdForum about creative duos.

ADVERTISING THESAURUS
A website I created which pokes fun at all the useless jargon that is ubiquitous in the ad industry.
(note: the domain and hosting was getting untenable for a site that was virtually an advertising industry jargon generator, so I had to disable it unfortunately. Man was it funny, though. You had to be there.)

STONY BROOK UNIVERSITY PANEL
I was invited to participate in a panel for Stony Brook University communications/arts/business majors entitled “Effective Communications Can Get You A Job.”

BLEEPS/BLOOPS/MUZAK
I also enjoy writing little ditties from time to time. Currently, I'm the singer/guitarist/songwriter for two indie music projects: Colour Wars and Soapbox Army: